Here's a little something fun I found on tumblr to get you through the last day of the week.
random family member or friend: *sees me reading and stops* ooh what's that? what's it
about?
what I want to say: ITS ABOUT A RACE OF DEMON HUNTERS CALLED SHADOWHUNTERS AND
THERE ARE ANGELS AND VAMPIRES AND FAERIES AND WARLOCKS AND THEY ARE CALLED
DOWNWORLDERS AND MAGNUS OMG MAGNUS THE CREYS AND THERES THIS GIRL CLARY WHO KICKS
ASS AND TAKES SHIT FROM NO ONE AND IS LIKE THIS ANGEL CHILD AND JACE IS ONE TOO
AND HE IS A LIFE RUINER CAUSE HE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AND THEIR LOVE STORY WILL
MAKE YOU WANT TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND SIMON IS JUST A SASSY HOT PIECE OF
HEAVEN AND THE LIGHTWOODS ARE JUST AMAZING AND ITS A SERIES THAT SHOWS YOU THAT
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE
AGAINST YOU AND HOW YOU CAN STILL FIND LIGHT IN THE DARKEST OF PLACES AND HOW
LOVE AND FAMILY CAN PREVAIL ALL AND HOW EVEN THE ORDINARY CAN BE FEARLESS AND
EXTRAORDINARY OH MY GOD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THESE BOOKS WILL KILL YOU
what I actually say: oh...it's just about demon hunters hunting demons....
random family member or friend: ...oh
I found "and Simon is a sassy hot piece of heaven" to be the most hilarious description I have heard in a while.
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